I little shit who always fucks everything over.
He is really fat and dumb often has brown hair brown eyes and wears bright colours like yellow and orange. He is also a wood duck and a fucktard.
6👍 16👎
An absolute chode takes it up the bum by his mum also like a good pounding on his sister and absolute chode
That guys such an Archie
Dan: I know he fucked my sister
3👍 6👎
A stupid prick that does everyones heading
*archie hums*
Reast if the class:SHUT UP!!
3👍 6👎
1. A Snake
2. Never trust an Archie
3. A poison Venomous Snake
4. Sweaty Slithering Snake
5. Snitch
Don't trust an Archie, he's a snake
7👍 22👎
To end up in lots of trouble in Africa
I got Archied when I arrived in Africa
6👍 18👎
Archie is an adorable human being. Tall af, loves sports and Faveruite lesson is probably geography. He has a group of friends which he would protect with his life. Oh and he doesn’t have a problem with fighting anyone either
Person 1: oh have you seen Archie?
Person 2: oh yeah he’s over there playing rugby, football and cricket all at the same time
Person 1: well that’s Archie for ya!
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Tall, blonde, most Archie’s are gay and like it up the bum, Archie’s like tall brown haired men much older than them, his favourite position in bed is a spit roast, Archie’s tend to sleep around and is normaly the bitch in the relationship, Archie’s are party animals and get a buzz out of being bitchy
Pip: ooh look at Archie over there dancing
Joy: I wouldn’t, he likes to sleep around
Pip: maybe I’ll go for joey
3👍 9👎