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When you have sex with a girl while she is on the rag, and you take your nuts and get them all bloody and then you tea bag her with them. It's called the Arizona Fireball.
She looked like she had a kool-aide smile but when I looked closer, I realized someone had given her an Arizona Fireball.
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Like peanut butter and jelly, these two people are opposites which is perfectly fine because they complete each other. God brought them togther to fall in love because they are meant to be together forever. Their love grows for each other everyday and they make each other laugh and the happiest they have ever been. No one has ever seen a love like their's because this love was made only for them. They're completely honest with each other, accept each other for their whole being, and have loooooong deep conversations on the phone. They're best friends and will love each other forever.
Happy anniversary <3 :)
Joe: Look there's arizona and monica!
Bob: Yeahh...they're gonna get married!
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Randy Johnson has like a 250 mph fastball.
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the best gong show collegiate hockey team. the team consists of druged out athletes who are actually damn good at hockey and mess up all their oponates. Only U of A sports team that serves alcohol at the games. They play at the convention center in tucson and usually sell out. theres atleast a brawl at every game and watching them is worth every penny of admission price. Go Icecats!
u of a student 1: hey dude, what do you wanna do tonight?
u of a student 2: lets go to the arizona icecats game, i love hockey, and we're playing asu
u of a student 1: F*ck ASU, lets go!
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When about to proceed with intercourse, the male covers his member in Icy Hot and penetrates the female from behind.
Brosef: Dude, I totally delivered my Arizona Popsicle to her in the back of that ice cream truck.
Guido: Sick brah! Were you wearing your cowboy hat?
Brosef: You know it.
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The dime needed to account for the sales tax on a $.99 Arizona Tea, bringing the total to $1.08
Friend: Hey dude, im gonna go to the gas station and grab an arizona, ive got a dollar.
Guy: Dont you take another goddamned step.
Friend: Whaaa??
Guy: SALES TAX. (slams the Arizona Dime in Friend's hand)
Both: Awwwww yeeeee
A driver giving a passenger "road head"
That results in a car wreck.
Jessica realized her daughter's innocence was gone when she passed the scene of her daughter's Arizona Guardrail!