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The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.
As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!
The inventor of big dick energy. Whether he’s just sitting there existing or going out into town. He just oozes big dick energy.
“Arthur Morgan is my favorite character!”
“Agreed but your too obsessed..”
“No fuck you”
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The protagonist of Red Dead Redemption 2 and lead enforcer of Dutch's Gang AKA Dutch Van Der Linde Gang
Dutch Van Der Linde: Do you have my back?
Arthur Morgan: Always, Dutch.
Maybe when your mothers finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
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Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.
Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.
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English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.
-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.
-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.
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He is #daddy. Arthur is a hot, brave, sexy beast. He is also a clotpole, dollophead, prat, royal ass, ignorant, and loves to take his shirt off. He thinks his servant Merlin is a complete idiot, but also loves him.
"Arthur Pendragon has hot nipples"
"Arthur Pendragon is Jessie's husband"
"Arthur is such a clotpole"