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Artificial Womb

Place to grow children.

Fuck ethics! Grow me a slave...I mean child now!

by Farmer X February 13, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


artificial sweetener

Sperm or Man juice. Also known as jiz.

She took a sip of my artificial sweetener.

by Chaz July 8, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


artificial banana

see dildo

So umm can I borror your artificial banana

by daymon January 19, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.

Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.

by Coco Sean August 10, 2016


Fake Artificial Intelligence

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.

John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 March 29, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Artificial Trending Loop

When it appears that something is a trending topic on a blogging or social website for the sole reason that readers are posting messages asking why the topic is trending. Also when a legitimately trending topic continues to trend even after its topicality is lost because curious latecomers continue to relay it.

Why is Jar Jar Binks trending on Twitter? That movie was back in the late 90s!

Oh, look at all of these tweets asking why Jar Jar Binks is trending. He must be on an artificial trending loop.

by SeamusMac January 8, 2011


derived artificial predestination

The boundaries placed on an individual's future by said individual's socioeconomic birth status.

Thanks to derived artificial predestination, Chad never really had a choice but to end up working for his father's textile company.

by Nate L. March 31, 2008