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An erection caused by doing something you love to do.
I was working out the other day and discoverd I had a swole mongoose in my shorts.
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The best looking girl in the world. Will snatch your weave. She has the curves, she has the stretch marks, she has the overbite. What else do you need?
Tana Mongoose Fan: OMG tana is so iconic
Tana: ik
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Someone with good or supersonic hearing.
Matt, you have ears like a mongoose!
i'm as lucky as a dead mongoose! *gets eaten by a pterodactyl*
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Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.
I gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.
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