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ashlee simpson

shes a stupid fuckin ugly bitch. she only got famous due to her sisters sucess. she thinks hes a rocker but everyone know shes really some stupid fuckin blonde under your black fuckin hair. get a life, STOP SINGING, YOU SUCK

shes fuckin emo that cant sing for shit

by brody December 10, 2004

107๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


ashlee bowen

Is a bitch. Is someone you should never trustor you will regret it. Is really fat with tan ugly skin and brown eyes dark hair. Is the rude one. Make everything about herself. Is self centered. When some is rude to her she thinks oh why are the being so rude she's just some small bitch that talks herself up. She is the shortest one. Can't stop herself from saying rude things to others. When she is rude to others it makes herself feel better. She is a malicious rude person know one want to be around. She thinks she's so funny and that people are laughing with her but really there laughing at her. She eats like a pig and has know morals in life. And she is going to have know friends because of her attitude towards others. She is disrespectful towards her parents and friends. She always has something mean to say about other always judging others. She is the type of person everyone hates and dreads having to talk or even go near. Is a spiteful person.Is always a nightmare having to associate with. She is the one to look down on and treat differently is they are not up to her standard. And is extremely rude to those that are better looking, have better home lifes, smarter, nicer, have more friends than her. And she will look for excuses for not to like someone. She is self-conscious and if something she doesn't like is said about her she will make everyone turn against you. She tries to act cool and tough but really she's not.

ashlee bowen is the mean one that is only in ti for herself

by cole.sprouse June 1, 2020


ashlee simpson

a) one of the many talent-less teenage stars of today that seem to be infesting the very world we live in

b) someone who spells her name in the most annoying phoenetic manner

jesus christ can't you spell your name like a fucking regular person, because "ashLEE" is the most annoying thing in the world?

by anti-conformist November 23, 2004

228๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


ashlee simpson

The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics

The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.

by cmdrmonkey February 20, 2005

244๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


ashlee simpson

To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.

Audience Member #1- "What the hell is she doing?! We all know she's not singing..."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashlee Simpson

Younger sister to Jessica Simpson, proud mama to what I assume is a music career and a movie appropriately titled "Wannabe." Let's not forget the infamous SNL incident, and judging from the amount of press it's getting... I think I can safely say her star status is going down the crapper. Please, God, make it so!

"That Ash Simpson is the human equivilant to shit"

"You're just like Ashlee, you emo poser!"

by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005

74๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ashlee Simpson

The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.

If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson

by tess December 31, 2005

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