Who Asked?

The term "Who Asked?" is mainly used to insult people you are not fond of when they say anything and/or the slightest thing unnecessary, irrelevant, or uncalled for

Truckey: Hey Guys!
Lex: Who Asked?
Gavan: Who Asked?

Charlie: Who Asked?
Griffen: Who Asked?
Jadyn: Who Asked?
Braden: Who Asked?
Sono: In Chat Who Asked?
Rascals: In Chat Who Asked?
Justice: Silent but thinks to self Who Asked?
Truckey: *Leaves Party*

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Ask Out

Simple rules that will help you along the way of asking a female out. Sometimes, a woman knows she likes you but 1 or more of the following reasons

could be preventing her from going out with you.

#1 Make sure you are NOT an associate(Friend, family) of any of her ex's.
#2 Make sure you are NOT an associte(Friend,family,) of any of her enemies.
#3 Always try to be a friend first, a loyal friend.
#4 Make her feel important to you, not just a fling.
#5 Try not to use awkward questions or sarcasm, always be sincere, speak from the heart.
#6 It would help if you don't start any drama.
#7 Don't give up.

Jane: Hey, I started flirting with John, I really like John but I think he's friends with my ex. Can't
go out with him because of this.

Summer: Oh, no, they are ex friends.

John: Hey Jane, I really wanted to ask out this weekend, lets go see a movie as friends.

Jane: Ok, sounds perfect.

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No one asked

A word used by asshole bullies who like to pick on random victims for no reason.

Victim: So I'm going to sta--
Bully: No one asked!
Victim: Stop saying that!
Bully 2: But did anyone ask?
Victim: Shut up asshole!

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ask the man

An expression coined by C/C++ users, where the reference to man refers to the manual.

"If you don't know the ceiling function, ask the man!"

Ask whatever

Shortened version of "ask whatever you want"

Ask whatever, i will answer

Double-ask

An epic fail when someone asks a question, gets an answer and re-asks. It is usually found in conversation when an idiot or stoner is involved.

Stoner 1: Hey man, what's up?
Stoner 2: Not much dude, what about you?
Stoner 1: Nothing really, you?
Stoner 2: You fail, you just double-asked. Are you stoned?

Who asked.

"Who asked" is a Last resort comeback for when a person doesn't have any more arguments.

"Insert super good argument"
"Who asked?"
"I didn't ask."

"You're gay."
"Who asked."