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Crescent Assassin

When you get your butthole eaten out, while you have hemorrhoids.

Damn dude, my ass was so sore until that bitch gave me a Crescent Assassin.

by captainstab2000 February 14, 2011


Conversation Assassination

A comment given precisely to kill a conversation. Usually consists of "oh", "k", "ok", or "ya".

"So you know what I'm excited for?" - Male
"What's that?" - Female
"Football starts Friday!" - Male
"Oh ok." - Female
"Classic conversation assassination." - Male

by AwkwardSilenceGuy August 29, 2010


buzz assassin

One who would go proactively go out of their way to kill your buzz. The violence and glee with which they go about this task puts them at the level of assassin ... a buzz assassin.

I avoid going to Monday's before 4pm because the buzz assassin that runs that place in the afternoon won't serve me more than 2 drinks before shutting me off.

by Mr. Dyche March 12, 2018


babyface assassin

a male who has the facial features of a two year old girl "ie. doesn't shave although hes 20. i mean not even a bit of bum-fluff" but yet still has the potential scope an lock-on to the hot ho's in the place an leave his mates standing

randy is 1 babyface assassin

by smooth-as January 19, 2008

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AFK Assassination

In a first person shooter, when you go away from keyboard for just a second to do something, and come back to find yourself dead in-game. Common modes of death include being sniped or simply run up to with a melee weapon.

"Dude. You just stood still for a second and a sniper got you."

"Shit! I was just opening a bag of Cheetos!"

"Must've been an AFK Assassination."

by AlpineWolf April 14, 2010

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vibe assassin

one who, through social awkwardness or overall douchiness, is able to eradicate the good-time party feeling from a room instantly.

Don't invite that guy. Last time he totally killed my buzz -- he's a vibe assassin.

by Rachel_from_Vegas June 17, 2008

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Assassin's Creed

A game for the Xbox 360 and PS3. It is set in the Midieval Times during the Crusades. You play as Altair Ibn-la Ahad: a robe-wearing, sword-swinging acrobatist who's part of a brotherhood called the Assassins. The Assassins' enemy are the Templars, and the two groups quarrel constantly. Altair starts off as a Master Assassin, but soon loses all of his ranks after failing a mission. His new goal in the game is to regain that rank by preforming assassinations, doing missions, etc. There are two sequels. The third installment in the series (Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood) comes out Nov. 16, 2010.

Nothing is true; everything is permitted. -Altair Ibn-la Ahad: Assassin's Creed

by themonkeyonyourback November 3, 2010

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