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Associate Degree

Primarily issued by second-rate community colleges, the bottom of the totem pole of postsecondary degrees. Not really much better than a high school diploma. Only good for use as a stepping stone to a Bachelor's Degree, or to score that shift manager position at your local McDonald's. Although taking only about two years to earn, those two years are a massive waste of time unless the holder plans on earning a Bachelor's Degree or better at a later date.

Joe earned his Associate Degree at his local community college, and is now employed at Harvard University... as the head of the cleaning crew.

The ghetto community college took an otherwise useful piece of paper, and made it worthless by turning it into an Associate Degree.

by likeaboss7343 April 14, 2014

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Quilting Association

A group of people, usually ages 17-49 that group together and use Quilting as an excuse to practice different variations of Oral, Anal and Vaginal sex with members of not only the opposite sex and same ethnic background but with the same gender and different ethnic backgrounds. The use of various drugs and alcohol also are usually if not always consumed in the process. The people who are in these groups are frowned upon; and know how to get FREAKY.

The college boys went off the the Quilting Association on Weekends to experiment with their sexuality and other aspects of life.

by CandyKisses69 April 13, 2010

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Associate status

A person with in a group who is not equal to the rest of the group as he/she separates themselves when the bill or check comes to the tables. He/She pays exactly what what was ordered instead of realizing they were part of an outing (birthday dinner or celebration) and should at least pay a fraction more then what they ordered since you are here for a celebration for another individual. They consider themselves friends but when it comes to paying for others they are alone as they don't buy drinks or rounds of drinks for the rest of the group (pending in the outing of course). They have a separate tap from the rest of the group. Always the first one to look at the tap (bill, check) to separate the math on what they ordered. Exclude other individuals when pertaining to an outing.

Damn, look a Marisa! I can't believe we invited her and shes not willing to put in extra money for Ron's birthday dinner? Why should he (Ron) pay if we are here celebrating his birthday? She is definitely associate status from this point forward. Oh my God, is she really taking out coins as well?

by The Elected 1 January 12, 2012

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associative girlfriend

Your girlfriends' best friend who's basically the third person in your relationship and not in a weird cockblocking sort of way she just fits among you and girlfriend and you couldn't imagine your relationship without her in it because she's not just girlfriends' friend... She's yours too. She drinks with you when girlfriend doesn't want to. She goes and eats with girlfriend when you're on a diet. She takes girlfriend to target when you don't want to go. She is an associative girlfriend and your favorite third wheel.

Example 1
Girlfriend:I'm hungry lets go eat allll the foods

You: no go call associative girlfriend I'm on a diet

by Panda_snorlax_friends August 26, 2015

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Strictly by association

Something that you may be labelled as, or know about, strictly because you know someone or are in some other way associated with the subject in question, without actually being affiliated with it yourself. This can refer to practically anything.

Iโ€™m a fan of the Rovers, yes, but strictly by association. Actually Cole is a fan of the Rovers. I just sort of tag alone.

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

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associative dislike

when a person is involved in a new group of friends and or acquaintance's,in which this particular group of friends doesn't like a certain person under any circumstances.

Max: hey man whats up thanks for inviting me out here i was talking to that guy mike and he seems pretty cool.

Zane: NOO!! dnt talk to that guy he is just a bunch of trouble our group never talks to him just stay away from him.

Max: Ohh ok so it kinda like an associative dislike kind of thing i gotcha cool, thanks for the warning

by $ G-baby$ June 10, 2009

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Trilby Community Association

A non-profit organization started in one of Florida's poorest communities back in late 2001 by an activist for change. Denny Sharkey Mihalinec. TCA as it was originally called, started out with a few residents from 2001-2003. Some faded out and Denny Sharkey Mihalinec went out door to door asking residents to get involved to make a difference. The goal was to bring industry, better housing opportunities, food resources, youth activities, the first ever crime watch program that turned into a full time security patrol, educational help for the low income, the need for infrastructure and so much more.

The Original founding of The Greater Trilby Community Association....

by Trilby Citizen December 8, 2010

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