cock bench

A male jail ho who is constantly sexually abused up the anus, he may be on his hands and knees in the form of a bench.

Hey man i hear your dad got cock benched in jail last night, i bet he got filled with at least a litre of jizz

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Bench Dropping

The art of mentally and physically pressurising a group of people off a bench in order for you to sit down on it. May involve activites such as crowding around the desired bench.

'my legs are knackered, were gonna have to do some bench dropping'

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short bench

A term used typically to describe a team of people consisting of fewer than the usual number attributed to that group. It can be applied to any similar situation.

Derived largely from the hockey world where players sit on a "bench" when not playing (see benched) and occasionally field a team with fewer teammates than ideally necessary, either due to players not showing up for the game or by the coach's decision.

Hockey:
Even though our playoff finals were on a holiday weekend, we won our championship game despite the short bench.

Other:
Due to the last long weekend, we have a short bench at our beach house this coming weekend.

bench it off

a portmanteau of bench press and walk it off, to bench it off is to work off a physical or emotional injury by bench pressing; works best with heavy weights

My friend broke his arm, so I invited him to come to the gym with me to bench it off. Now his arm's all better and his bench press has increased by 20 pounds.

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DUDE BENCH

The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.

"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."

Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.

"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."

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bench trio

the most underrated trio ever.

“did you watch the bench trio meet up?”
“no, not yet.”
“WATCH IT BITCH”

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yellow bench

a short and fat lard who thinks very highly of themselves but is very unattractive.

person one: go talk to that girl over there
person two: no way, she's such a yellow bench!

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