auto racing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being rock climbing and bull fighting.

He is one auto racing son-of-a-bitch.

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auto suck

A motorized Cock Sucking Vaccum that you plug into the cigarette lighter of your car for long road trips.(usually used by professional truck drivers)

On my way to Montana I didn't see any truck drivers so I put over 1000 miles on my new "Auto Suck)

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Auto Sex

1. To masturbate (have sex with yourself). Auto = self and sex = sex.
2. To have sex with an automobile. Auto = automobile and sex = sex.

1. Auto Sex in bed in quite normal.
2. Auto Sex in the garage means you're seriously fucked.

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foolie auto

a rapper from North Omaha, NE via Eastside Kansas City, MO aka Killa City . new mixtape out now "The Gift and The Curse" on DATPIFF and HOTNEWHIPHOP....KITEGANG MUSIK @foolieauto on twitter KITES UP

yall heard foolie auto new mixtape? it goes HAM (HARD AS A MUTHAFUCKA)

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auto kakke

To ejaculate upon a vehicle. Sexual fetish. Combination of the words AUTOmobile and buKAKKE.

In the privacy of his garage, Jeff frequently performed auto kakke on his vintage Corvette.

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auto high

Someone smokes so much, that when not high, still act high

shawn: yo man u blazed
patrick: nah i didnt smoke today
blake: niggas on auto high shittt son

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auto dog

soft-serve ice cream or frozen yogurt that comes from the machines at buffets.

"I love eatin' at dis buffet cuh. they gots the best autop dog in town

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