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The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.
Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
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adj. A phrase that is used to describe a person, place or thing that is not good, but not bad.
1)Andrew: Damn, look at that mean ass chick over there!
Me: Dude, that chick is so average.
Andrew: Why did I even ask you, your gay.
Me: And your into butterfaces.
2)Jared: That club we hit up last night was so average.
Me: Word.
3)Me: Shit, this $250 graphics card that just got is so average! : (
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when someone or something exhibits such immensely non-amazing attributes that the only thing striking about it or them is the ultimate averageness.
Danika Patric is strikingly average.
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The Average Business Man/Woman, that carries out the same activity every day for their entire lives. They appear to have robot-like charictoristics.
They are seen to clog the roads during rush hour in their almost identical boring saloon cars, mainly black 2 litre audi's, and seem to look exactly the same as eachother in their suits, with an expressionless, mainly shaven face, who show no sign of human life between waking up at 6:30 and arriving home at 7:00.
They generally lead a boring and repetative life, end up divorcing and growing old without acheiving much in life.
Person1: "Hey! look at all those audi's clogging the motoways, they seem to all be following the same pattern"
Person2: "Is it me, or do they all look like Mr Smith from the matrix"
Person1: "They're all like robots!
*looks closer*
"Ahh they're just Average Drone's, clogging up the motorway"
Person2: "who's idea was it to set off in rush hour!?..."
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The average ho is typically a 6 or 7 on the scale from 1 to 10. This is the girl that will suck and fuck you pretty much whenever and is always good for a booty call. Is known to work harder in bed to make up for lack of looks and or personality.
See Tabatha at the bar? She is an average ho.
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A term sometimes used by wannabe geeks in a derogatory sense to add credence to their questionable knowledge.
Yes, it has extended functionalities and API's and it's a logical progression, but there's still nothing to get super excited about. Average user won't notice the difference.
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Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.
Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.
G was above average after listening to his favorite song.
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