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Pyaris Bakery is a unique concept that introduces endless savoury and sweet options. We offer a plethora of bakery and confectionery options and varieties in terms of Cakes, Cookies, Bread, Pastries and Muffins. Going one step further we also provide a wide range of appetizing Snack items and flavorful Namkins. We take pride in using the best of the ingredients in its purest form and crafting each product with utmost detailing. It has always been our aim to provide quality, value for money and truly unique products for our customers. We can also help you organize goodies or a personalized cake for your special occasion or a party. We look forward to serving you soon!
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Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.
"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."
when something is the pinnacle of it's category not even lit or fire is enough to describe it
that is straight 'Boyne Bakery Fire'
A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.
I cant afford food
Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!
When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)
Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels
Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.