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The act of creeping up on your sleeping spouse, then spreading your ass-cheeks wide open and in one swift movement, locking your anus-lips to their mouth-lips and letting go with a bowel shattering fart, thus causing your spouse's cheeks to balloon out to full capacity for a split second or two.
dude, i gave my wife a sick Denver balloon last night. I laughed for hours.
The art of fucking vigorously until the ladies vagina inflates like a balloon
Girl I just fucked Vincent now I’m suffering from balloon pussy
You hear about Raquel and Dj? I heard he gave her balloon pussy last night.
A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.
Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.
Large fatty breasts, normally refering to female anatomy but interchangable with male obesity.
I think her boyfriend's meatballons are bigger than her own.
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what are these?(picks up a condom) Secks Balloons.
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When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.
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Someone's extremely fragile heart
My heart just burst like a glass balloon
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