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The act of pulling down on ones testicles and letting go this causing them to slap against the bottom of the shaft
Man see that guy over there he's always hard I guess he does major ballsack Yolking
When you have not ejaculated in a year
Dude today was stressful and aggravating, and my bloated ballsack is not helping.
When a male smells like balls and Dick but he's still cute
Me: hi babe
Babe:(was just touching his junk) hey babe.
Me: ummm babe you smell like ballsack slurpee
Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.
Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”
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1.when you shave your pubes into a mohawk, the mohawk must extent from you taint to your dick with no other hair in the pubic region
I need help shaving my balls into a ballsack mohawk.
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An extreme debby downer, a stick in the mud.
Guy1: You wanna go to this party man? There will be lots of cute girls
Guy2: Nah man, I have to clean my room and do homework.
Guy1: OMG You're such a leaky ballsack
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Males ready to suck some balls until they see how big black and crusty they are and become a state of frozen and can't do anything about the imminent rape.
Joey had ballsack fever last month. We haven't heard from him since.
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