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National ballz day takes place May 24th. This Day was inspired by the ball council. Posting this around, means u submit to the ball.
National Ballz Day is a day to remember the jokes and memes we gather around to laugh about
Unlike the word "Ballz," the term Ballz and a half is both a derogetory and complementary interjection. It is used derogetorally to put more of an emphasis on a situations severity. In a good situation it is used as an expression of joy or excitment
If you were to spill you Dr. Pepper one would scream "Ballz and a half."
However if one were to comletely blow away some guy in a race, one would also sream this.
'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)
girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!
When your are having sexual intercourse with a women and your penis is so deep that the ballz are pushed up against the lips of the pussy to the point where your ballz are on the verge of also going in.
I fucked this girl so hard i was "Ballz Deep" in her
When your so shit faced that your mate goes "woah dude your tripping ballz man"
"Bro, Your fucking tripping ballz man"
"Bro......I know
the wife to aaron ballz and is the prettiest and most perfect girl you’ll ever lay your eyes on
she’s so hot she’s definitely julie ballz