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Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.
Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.
Prostitute: Da fuck is that?
Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.
Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.
Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.
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A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.
Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples
1. BIG FLAT TITS THAT JUST LAY THERE ON STOMACH OR GET TUCKED INTO THE WAIST
2. TITS THAT REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE THAT HAS BAD BREATH
HEY ,, I WAS PLOWING THIS FAT SLUT ON A TABLE ,, HER TITS WERE LAYING ON HER LIKE 2 ROWS OF SLICED GERMAN BALONEY,, I CALLED HER GERMAN BALONEY TITS GIRL
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When your having sex with a girl from behind and you stick your erect penis in her butthole and shove your balls in her vagina.
"You fit both nuts in there"
"Yeah Ralph, I gave her the 'ol Portuguese baloney bag"
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An insult
You fucking Queef baloney sandwich Muncher
A person that loves sucking dick
Sarah is one hell of a baloney pony chow hound
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"Hey man, have you heard that song that goes like Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies?"
"No, I haven't"
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