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On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
Getting so drunk that you throw up in the bathtub
I went Full Barber last night.
I only want a few drinks tonight, I don’t want to go Full Barber.
Don’t go in the bathroom. He’s going Full Barber in there.
Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.
That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.
It's your favorite male entertainer exclusive from Chicago all I do is chase the bag I strip and I am also a barber hit me up if you need any of my services (nude barber)
Yo look at the nude barber
amazing human being
lovable
caring
1000/10
an amazing friend
isabelle barber is amazing
An amazing guy. One of the most attractive people you will ever meet, he has a very good side profile and a really good laugh. He knows all of the right things to say, and will always do the right thing. He is very outgoing and energetic. He is extremely funny and witty and when you see his smile your whole heart will melt. He is an extrovert who will gladly talk to anyone. Often Blaze is an asshole, but he will always have a sweet spot for that one girl.
Guy 1: Damn, did you see Blaze Barber today?
Guy 2: Yeah, all the girls are falling for him these days.
When someone is talking a load of nonsense.
That's a load of Barber Talk