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Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.
You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.
Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.
Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!
When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.
Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.
A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.
This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.
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when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob
drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
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A herpes sore or genital wart located on the shaft of the penis.
Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?
Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.
Larry: What a choad.
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A girl that your seeing and is EXTREMELY clingy, much like a Barnacle on a pole in the water
Guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch
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v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information
n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part
Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.
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