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(n.) -when a basic-ass bitch puts her hair up in a nappy-ass bun, and usually tweets about it with 10-15 hashtagged phrases, such as: #lazy #stillcutetho #starbucks #pumpkinspicelatteyum #comfy #bunnedout #uggs #sweatpants
Has anyone coined the term "basic bitch bun"? No? Let's go do it right now.
Loot at that basic bitch bun walking outta Starbucks right now with her Pumpkin Spice Latte. I bet she's tweeting about it right now.
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Acronym is pbb, (also known as privileged basic bitch). The basic bitch has evolved to a level where she thinks she can escape stereotyping. She's wrong. The post basic bitch may:
buy room decor from urban outfitters
listen to kygo
be upper middle class white
like weed but not hard drugs (might try molly once at ezoo)
have tumblr
wear brandy mellvile
use afterlight for editing
workout in nike frees
own a canada goose
have had ombre hair summer 2012
have a cartilage piercing
like astrology
aspire to have one tattoo on wrist or ribs
want to study abroad in Europe
have “good vibes” anything
lovee juice bars
instagram their brunch
<3 avocado toast
go to soul cycle
“love food”
be a vegetarian for 3 months
ask for a polaroid for christmas
use disposable cameras
have string lights in room
wear free people
have gone to/ is going to ultra/ezoo/edc
have a triangl bikini
own mirrored sunglasses
frequent uber user
recently set up soundcloud
have a “chill vibes” playlist on Spotify
say “baii”
drink fiji/smart/boxed water
drink vita coco coconut water
"lovee winnnne"
Rebecca: "Mena is such a post basic bitch- she's wearing a Canada goose and drinking coconut water"
Saria: "Yeah, did you see her new mirrored sunglasses?"
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A group of females that are all wearing north face jackets, black leggings, and ugg boots.
Chris: "Yo Jordan, check out those bitches that are dressed the same, drinkin' starbucks, and looking at instagram on their iphones"
Jordan: "Oh shit, it's the basic bitch brigade!"
Pat: "Shots?"
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When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.
Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?
Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!
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When someone's humour fits the lowest common denominator
1. Man Sarah's got such basic bitch humour!
2. You'd think Miss Marzana would have more mature jokes for a teacher but she's definitely got real basic bitch humour
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Blonde haired blue eyed girl with low IQ
That basic bitch leaves finally
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basic bitch: When a person thinks they are it when they are not. Instead of playing the game, they try to run that shit, when they don't have the intelligence or street game to back that shit. Basic bitch
Example 1
Alisha told everyone she was gonna beat my ass at the park after school, but when I got there, she never turned up! What a basic bitch!
Example 2
Amber: " Michael came to my house last night and begged me to be his girlfriend! But I said hell to da no!"
Fay: oh really?
Amber: "Yeah he was actin' sooo thirsty ! It was pathetic!"
Fay: Amber! "Michael was at my house last night playing XBOX with my big brother!.....Dont be a basic bitch!"
Example 3
Yo Leon is always talkin' bout how much money he got, but always beggin everybody for cigarettes n shit. Thats some basic bitch shit yo word !
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