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the bear

when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly ass.

Dude the bear farted so much that he shit his underwear

by dooglas October 28, 2006

15πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


the bear

A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.

Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"

by Cheeses Priced May 19, 2008

15πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


bears

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

I am going to make bears on your face.

by bmoc May 16, 2006

45πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


bearing

Danish slang for taking a shit, is "bjΓΈrne". Can be directly translated as an act of "bearing". A bear is a synonym for shit. The act of shitting as so is called "Bearing" - or as we say in Denmark "bjΓΈrne".

Dude, I've got a huge bear on deck... Imma go bearing.

by danishflandersdk August 8, 2015

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Bear

strong powerful and talented guy...caring and thoughtful....

Bear will sing and make you smile...

by DebKSW June 6, 2011

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Bear

A bear is a big big big big animal which exists on Earth.

There are black, white, (usually polar bears) and brown.

I have a pet. It is a bear.
"What?! Bear?!"

by May 3, 2021


Bear

A term used describe an exceptionally hearty and contagious laugh that resonates with a deep, wheezy sound, reminiscent of the formidable and robust vocalizations often associated with a bear. This term is used to express amusement or signal that something is particularly funny, with the laughter being so pronounced that it might evoke the image of a bear's hearty guffaw.

Bro that was absolute bear!

by Kenthim September 28, 2023