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the bear

when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly ass.

Dude the bear farted so much that he shit his underwear

by dooglas October 28, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


the bear

A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.

Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"

by Cheeses Priced May 19, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


bears

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

I am going to make bears on your face.

by bmoc May 16, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearing

Danish slang for taking a shit, is "bjรธrne". Can be directly translated as an act of "bearing". A bear is a synonym for shit. The act of shitting as so is called "Bearing" - or as we say in Denmark "bjรธrne".

Dude, I've got a huge bear on deck... Imma go bearing.

by danishflandersdk August 8, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear

strong powerful and talented guy...caring and thoughtful....

Bear will sing and make you smile...

by DebKSW June 6, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bear

You donโ€™t know what a fucking bear is? Itโ€™s a fucking animal dipshit

Wow look at that bear how utterly unremarkable that is, because itโ€™s just a bear and I know what that is cuz Iโ€™m not a dipshit

by Paichni June 1, 2021


Bear

A person who occupies one fourth of a bed and hibernates throughout the day ie Archith Bhasker

Christ hall sucks so go sleep like the bear.

by dragonabu February 9, 2019