bent legs

an insult used to confuse the opponent, usually referring to when someone is short and fat and/or a chode.

jim: nice haircut
brian: stfu jim ur a slag
jim: bent legs

Funky Bent

A little more than just a case of melancholy, also feeling discombobulated and dejected, left in a state of contemplation.

In a state of feeling as if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, have lost your sense of identity and are seeking answers from God.

I am feeling a Lil' Funky Bent today, so tonight I think that I will take a walk with God and dance with the Angles under the stars.

I am glad Mariah Carey isn't funky bent anymore,her concert was awesome and she sounds better than ever!

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dead bent

To be very intoxicated .Mosty referring to alcohol intoxication but could be other drugs in the mix.

Man last night I was dead bent off that Hen.

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Bent Covin'

1) when one explains incredibly simple concepts in mind-bogglingly complex terms, to create the illusion that one is a "straight up G"

2) when one spends all disposable income on luxury items in the hopes of landing some serious, deal-breaking, high-school snatch

3) when one creates the illusion that one's blackberry is ringing "off da hook" with important business calls, by answering non-existent calls and emails with snappy one-liners derived from one's last name (see also: douschebag)

Mike: Hey Doug, check out that chick over there... I'd like to do some due diligence and check out her cost-benefit analysis.. maybe give her my LOI to get some marginal rate of return on those titties.

Doug: Yo... Morgan Stanley, stop bent covin' me and just shoot me straight...

Get bent

go away or get lost

person1: "Can I borrow £10?"
person2: "Get bent".

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hell-bent

very determined, recklessly eager

She is hell-bent on finding him and seducing him.

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Whiskey Bent

Feeling a need to become intoxicated with whiskey in order to ease one’s sorrows and heartache.

"Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand
'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound"-Hank Williams Jr

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