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Beverage Cart

The formal term in the United Airlines training manual for the removal of unruly, unconscious, or otherwise unwilling paying passengers from flights; typically by dragging them down the aisle by the arms or legs as one would maneuver the beverage cart through the plane.

Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the Beverage Cart!

by Gomer's Pile July 9, 2017


cold beverages

a cold can of beer or cold homo dick wit fungis

by Anonymous October 24, 2003


raunchy beverage

The most delectable of all drinks. It may take a while to procure through careful stimulation of the male member, but once it shoots out and into the mouth, it is by far the sweetest thing to ingest.

Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm

Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.

The man's raunchy beverage exploded all over my face, missing my mouth completely. What a waste.

by raunchydrinker September 9, 2017