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God's word every thing in it is true
Ok I'll read the bible now
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I read the shrek script religiously every night in the same way that Christian's read the bible every night.
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when u r in need and a very kind friend smacks u in the face with the perfect bible verse in ur time of need :)
“you’ve been bibled”
example:
"im anxious"
"cast all ur anxiety on Him because he cares for u <3"
"you just 'bibled' me"
A fictional book used to preach and teach good morals, but somehow along the way it was taken seriously by people, and for thousands of years people have been following and preaching its every fictional word.
Following the word of the Bible is no different than following the word of the Harry Potter series, as it is full of incredibly unrealistic magical works. But despite the many self-contradictions, hypocritical preachings and simply unreal magical occurrences, people are still willing to tell you that the Bible and God are real. Most of these people are willing to tell a perfectly respectable and logical person of any religion/race/ethnicity that they are automatically "going to hell."
They are also willing to BLINDLY believe anything that an official-looking person has to say.
Person 1: "DUDE! did you know there was a guy named Jonah who lived inside of a whale?! and that Moses parted the Red Sea with his magic powers?!"
Person 2: "Where did you hear that bullshit?"
Person 1: "It's not bullshit, I read it in the Bible so it must be true!"
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Clearly free and you definitely need one
What’s A Bible ? Something you definitely need sis.
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A fiction story that fools believe
The bible should be moved into fiction, all in favor?
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An extremely over-rated fictional book used by fascists to oppress gay people.
"The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."
"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."
"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.
"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.
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