bio-signals

Music made by detecting brain-waves' activity using a higly-sophisticated software that converts these 'bio-signals' and 'bio-render' them in to music according to your brain-waves' strenght. Example: if you are in a good, creative mood your theta (2-3 to 4-7 c.p.s 'cycles per second') waves which are 'slow' 3.5 to 7.0 Hz... get detected by a specially made EEG and 'play' your mood!

Bio-signals also called 'organo-lectric music', 'brain music' and are related to a weird new science Sonocytology: yeast cells that alter a digital-CD surface's groove structure by time and bio-render the music laser-burned on them into something alltogether new!

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sk8r bio

The biological agent that turns innocent civilians into obnoxious scumbags who ride a plank with wheels.

"Mikey totally got exposed to sk8r bio last night."

"No way, what is he doing now?"

"Blindsiding old ladies with that plank."

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bio-dad

The guy that knocked you up and either bailed or you kicked him to the curb. Not involved in the child's life except maybe enforced support payments. If you're a dude, what the baby mama calls you.

Tiffany met her bio-dad for the first time last week. Her first reaction was "What was Mom thinking?"

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bio

Term used to describe individual deemed too ugly for modern workplaces. Horribly deformed by endless hours of clicking their mice buttons (usually playing Warcraft 3 or other "RTS" games) "bio"'s are generally shunned by normal society and most have to work from home - a situation which only exacerbates their chronic masterbatory habits.

Homeworker.

"Have you seen that new bloke who is writting the network scripts? His face is like chopped meat! This place is going to the dogs. They even let the bio's work here now" - Overheard in a London office

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bio hazard

to fart on ones hand then smear it on someone elses face, preferable the nose and mouth

I gave johnny a killer bio hazard.

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Krebs bio

A laboratory in India that produces psuedo-ephedrine and sold 1.4 metric tons of the crap to the Amezcua Brothers of Mexico without even questioning it. I believe they ( the brtothers )made Two Billion dollars from it. Between making crystal meth or just selling the trash to other meth labs. It's a shame the DEA didn't realize it till it was too late. Oh Well,...
POOHPOOH HAPPENS!!!

"Krebs Bio. laughed all the way too the bank with the Amezcua brothers."

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Bio-Chocolate

Feces, shit, poo; short for "Biological Chocolate"

Joe "Somone just dropped the illest bio-chocolate in there."

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