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When women give birth to way too many babies that they cannot be properly taken care of. Women like Octomom, welfare moms, illegal aliens.
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The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.
Mother: Uhhh...what?
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The sex you are born with, based on your sexual organs alone. A child born with a penis has a male birth sex, a child born with a vagina has a female birth sex, and a child born with some form of combination or lack of the two has an intersex birth sex.
Generally used for those who in some way work against their birth sex, especially in the transgender community.
"His birth sex is female, but because he is a transsexual and has transitioned, he is now in every way male."
"Just because her birth sex says she's male doesn't mean she actually is a guy."
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When medical professionals abuse women during childbirth.
I suffered birth rape when my doctor held me down and preformed an unneeded episiotomy against my will. It made the process faster and easier for him, now I'm scarred for life.
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Specially marketed Pez candy. Although the 3rd world country Pez works better to stop pregnancys
I need more birth control mom, my Captain Kirk Despencer is out.
This Birth Control tastes like elephant
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The act of deficating in a pool.
Dude, I totally gave water birth in some random pool last night!
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