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Extreme spirituality. Uses the term blackberry to describe how devout you are. Similar to how a business person is constantly checking their blackberry, a practicer of 'blackberry spirituality' is constantly praying (ie at the dinner table, while on vacation, at parties, etc.)
I live a life of blackberry spirituality.
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When you text message/ PIN message or otherwise use your Blackberry to contact some chick for a booty call and she fails to respond.
Dude, the other night I TXT'ed Jenny 'cause I was trying to hook up, and she left me with BlackBerry Balls. That dumb bitch!
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Driving a motor vehicle while talking or texting on a cell phone.
Each time I see someone driving and talking on the phone I say to myself something's got to be done about these dangerous people; but nothing ever is. They just keep motoring along playing Blackberry roulette until one day their carelessness alters the life of an innocent.
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The period in the work bathroom between the actual act of defecating and wiping one's ass. This period was previously spent on the "sports section halftime", but is now the Blackberry Halftime, spent replying to inane questions from your boss.
Creepy Coworker: Long time in the bathroom there Jim...
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.
The period of time needed to cast your eye over your Blackberry in order to see if you have mail etc.
Slightly longer than a quick glance and shorter than a gaze, when caught doing the blackberry stare, people not in the know will simply think you are stupid.
My mum thinks im in love with my phone. I was only giving it the 'Blackberry stare.'
when you stare at your blackberry until you see it flash
ahh the blackberry stare :|
Almost as tragic as Blackhawk Down, the act of dropping your Blackberry at a bar or party onto some surface that could cause epic damage.
As Jessica's Blackberry slipped out of her drunk hand onto the concrete patio, the crowd stepped back and announced "Blackberry Down"