a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.
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Means "let's get the fuk outta here"
*In the club with friends*
*ugly/creepy guy tries to talk to friend*
Friend: Blip Blap Bloop
Other friend: okie dokie
Ugly guy: what?
Girls: iykyk *leaves*
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an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by โPloobl oobl plap blapโ and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.
There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because Iโd hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear
Zekee: Ploobl oobl plap blap!!
Jazaire: what the fuck?
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When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a โblapโ sound that echoes from the toilet.
During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.
Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!
A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.
That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!
blap bop has 2 definitions
1. slap and fart
2. splash and boop
I did a blap bop in my bed