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In reference to the act of giving birth: Blowing out your junk depicts the damage done to the female genitalia by the act of squeezing a baby through a small hole. Past tense: Blew out said junk
Has your husband wanted to have sex with you since blowing out your junk.
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(slang, vulgar) To have sex with someone so intensely that they experience physical or psychological effects afterwards, such as difficulty walking, altered mood, or altered perception of reality. Usually implies that the person who blows the other’s back out is very skilled or well-endowed. Often used in a flirtatious or humorous way.
1. Rachel: "Oh, girl, you won't believe it! He didn't just blow my back out; now I walk like I'm auditioning for a wacky walkathon!"
Emily: "Well, that's one way to leave a lasting impression!"
2. Sam: "I think I might have met someone who can really blow my back out."
Jake: "Is that why you've been practicing your unexpected interpretive dance moves?"
3. Nina: "His Tinder profile says he's a professional 'back-blower.' Is he some sort of chiropractor?"
Lori: ("This is too good to pass up!") "Oh, no, Nina. Brace yourself for a guy who can blow out birthday candles from a mile away! 😄"
4. John: "I heard they broke up after that weekend trip. What happened?"
Lila: "Rumor has it, he tried to blow her back out, but it was just too much for her."
5. Melissa: "So, did he really manage to blow your back out?"
Lisa: "Oh, he tried, but he couldn't even make it through a round of 'Happy Birthday' without running out of breath!"
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wanking furiously
blow my brains out is a phrase used when you wank so hard that your brain EXPLODES EVERYWHERE FROM EUPHORIA
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What you say to a hooker when you want her to give you special treatment
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when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after
max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house
david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out
david: omg im calling the ambulance
ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out
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Exploding semen in the back of her thoat while she deepthroats your dick.
I'm arriving. Ohhh yeah. "Blow her brains out."
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Something enjoyable or something that makes you really happy.
You've never seen Predator?! That movie is the shit. It's going to blow your ass out.
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