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A derogatory term used by deadly serious poker players, to describe players who go all in on nothing,and win.
A Bad Bluff Monkey one who goes all in with say 7 and 2 and getting 7, 7, 2, on the flop, and wins.
A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:
1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!
Fisting or pulling a double five finger spread, one hand in vagina, one in ass.
one example is the texas pizza trick,as it resembles kneading dough back and forth.
he gave her the bluff double stuff
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The White Bluff Mafia also known as the WBM is an elite group of individuals, who own White Bluff and control it as well.
Oh shit the white bluff mafia is over there, what shall we do, run
wow, those kids from Cherokee Bluff Highschool are sooo broke. LOL
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A retributive procedure for avenging one's girlfriend's frigidity of the previous night involving a rather cruel artifice (note - artifice, not oriface, although it is quite possible that her orifaces may well have been cruel, hence the ease of confusion).
Procedure - the perpetrator must make sure that he awakens in the morning before the victim. Like a secret sex-ninja he must have a silent wraith-wank, being careful to ensure that any bed wobbling does not awaken the victim. After his sausage-basting reaches climax, he must dab a finger tip in the resulting cheddar-puddle and rub a sufficient amount of his monkey-spunk along the closed edges of the victim's eyelids, making sure that the eyelashes have a sufficient glazing of knob-gloop so as to become intractably stuck to one another.
After pausing to allow for drying and cementation, the perpetrator lights a few matches and blows them out quickly, allowing some of the thick smoke to drift into the victim's nostrils. After she begins to stir at the noxious smell wafting into her alternative nasal cock tunnels, the perpetrator must shout, as loudly and as anxiously as possible, "FIRE, FIRE... THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. YOU ARE ON FIRE!"
I blind man's bluffed her good and proper, yes siree.
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Dead Man's Bluff
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–noun
1.
a cliff, headland, or hill with a broad, steep face where people go to die. (also a clump or grove of trees on a prairie or other generally treeless area.)
2.
when someone calls out the (typically but not necessarily fatal) bluff of another person (typically a 'Suicidal, Clinically Depressed' individual)... in an attempt to taunt that person (via psychological deception) to 'come clean' with the truth - dropping the perceived allegation, bluff or charade.... and:
Develops when the believed-to-be-fibber FOLLOWS THROUGH on the taunt, culminating in (either: a failed suicidal attempt, or) the taking of his or her own life.
(Note: should the taunt result in a tragic mishap; such as poisoning, dismemberment, or other (permanent) physical or psychological impairment; "Dead Man's Bluff" is applicable.
3.
situation whereby an otherwise reasonable assumption would result in death; an act of desperation Hail Mary to Remedy the matter is attempted as a last resort.
a "Dead Man's Bluff" is:
(1)
A beautiful countryside with overlooking cliffs designed as a graveyard, OR, the same where one would go to 'expire' upon imminent death.
(2)*
A modern example would be someone standing on a ledge with the apparent intent to jump to their death:
A 'good samaritan' goes to the ledge but - after the person fails to respond to 'Positive Reinforcement' - the samaritan tries using Reverse Psychology; resulting in the Disturbed individual to reflect more on the reasons TO jump.
Or, in any case, where the samaritan simply calls on the jumper to carry out the 'threat' 'Suicide Angel', resulting in a Failed attempt in reverse psychology, where the jumper's resolve is solidified to fulfill the act.
(3)
If someone were to fall into the hands of an enemy; and that enemy were threatening to Kill that man (whereby death was imminent) - the man would declare intimate knowledge of something of value to his captors to sustain his own life for an extended period of time.
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