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White on the outside, Yellow inside.
That Dan White, he's fronting like he's Asian even though he's hella white. He's a boiled egg!
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Male scrotum. Often used to lure girls into looking at the male genitalia.
Boy - Oh, who wants to see my Russian Boil?
Girls - what's a Russian Boil?
Boy shows testicle.
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A boiled egg is when a man grips his scrotom tightly, to tighten the sac up before inserting it into the receivers ass or pussy.
When Suzie was feeling low, nothing could brighten her day like a boiled egg.
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A generation of people in the workplace that, when ready to retire, are taken up for review and put in situations that make them want to retire before their time.
The meaning of 'boiled frogs' originated from the song 'Boiled Frogs,' written by Canadian band Alexisonfire.
"The analogy is that if you take a frog and put it in boiling water, it will jump right out immediately, but if you put it in cold water and then you slowly turn the heat up, they'll just eventually fall asleep and die.” -George Pettit
George's parents had turned into boiled frogs because of how difficult it was for them during their last working years before retirement.
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There was a popular song in the 1940's that asked this question: How do you like your eggs fried or boiled?
There was also an advert in the UK during the 1970's that asked the same thing.
man : How do you like your eggs, fried or boiled?
woman: Fertilised !
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The psuedo-sexual act of a women lying on her back, arse in the air then the man rests his balls on her anus and waits for her to fart. The resulting fart 'boils the eggs'.
Greg "Did you get any last night?"
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."
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When you boil the kettle without any water, causing the damned thing to hiss and possibly damage itself. Annoying as fuck.
Did you say you'd make me a coffee? That was ages ago!
Yeah, I had to start again because I dry-boiled the kettle.