Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

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botch

A penis that has been improperly circumsized and has only part of the forskin removed, or too much removed causing a painfull erection. In certain extreme cases the entire head of the penis can be accidently removed causing a nasty nub.

I heard that guy has half a dong.
Is he a botch?

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botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

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cradle my botch

fondle the ball sack

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack

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mossy botch

Another way of saying "messy bitch."

"Did you see Chase at that party last night? He was such a mossy botch."

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Botched Bag Collection

A Botched bag Collection is when someone fumbles a bag so hard, it results in death.

Man, did you guys hear that Yiffy Yones passed away this weekend?

Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?

Botched Bag Collection

fokka you botch

a person who cant say fuk u bitch, they say fokka you botch
(its easier for retards to say)

PERSON 1 : oy cheif can i borrow 50p for a fag?
CHEIF: fokka you botch i need da cosh for da bos, is ur dad gonna pay for it?

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