Get bought

Something you say when you buy something for a homie

John is buying a drink but before he can pay for it Michael pays for it and says “Get bought”.

bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

dick bought

When someone defends a man seemingly to the death despite the fact that the man they defend is more than likely abusive, a rapist, a pedophile, an annoying ass rumor mill, destroys people and his own "friends" for his own entertainment, etc. Usually the man that dickboughters are defending is usually a drug dealer and they're afraid to lose their fix.

Dick bought: "He may be a rapist and abuser but, that's my boy, he knows where the good weed at"
Normal person: "Oh, you're dickbought!"

Normal person: "Uh, dude I wouldn't be cool with that guy. He's a pedophile."
Dick bought: *literally foams at the mouth and threatens a normal person's life because "their boy" gets them drugs and had a social standing in high school*

i bought this bish

when you buy somthing and its yours

fuck you! i bought this bish

Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.

"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."

bought a shot

Gonna get yo ass shot fo doin sumpin stoopid.

Your dumb ass just bought a shot

Bought

When a celebrity becomes a bot like sell out, shill. Mindlessly promoting for cash. No real personality or passion left.

Did you see that ad with him shilling for that loser candidate ?He's a real bought!