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A town in Northern Michigan containing about 3 street lights and one occasionally open restaurant. If you live in South Branch, you probably have at least 4 cats and a beard, and spend entirely too much free time playing video games.
Jay must be from South Branch, I thought I saw a cat in his beard.
When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.
"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."
comes from phrase used for a secondary rail route, which branches of the main route. most branch lines are now closed in the UK. to say some one has there own branchline means they're a loner, weird and a bit lost in the head, also can be used in almost any situation possible cause its just funny.
1)John-
''What do you think of Nicole''
Me- ''Awh shes not all ther in the head , she has her own branch line that one'
2)David- Have you seen the television remote?
Me- Havent seen it in weeks id say it has own branch line at this stage!
3) Thomas the tank engine- ''I have my own branch line ''
Doing your thing or having a moment
Michael-That’s sooo cool Rachel-Ya I’m branching out bro
Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.
“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”
A thin, twig like boy, who is White and often acts In a prejudiced manner. He is usually very stupid and rude, and seems to think he’s better than everyone else.
-‘Can you believe that!! That was so dumb, why would he say something like that about her?’
-‘Ugh. What a Branch Boy. Imagine BEING a Branch Boy. Couldn’t be me.’
An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.
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