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When your friend says hello and you fall back 2 paces
Where did you eat last night.......in a fucking graveyard?!!!!!!!!!!!
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the act of opening up ones sphincter and pushing and pulling air in and out of your anus.
It is good to practice anal breathing so you dont suffer from massive hemorrhoids
An expression of encouragement that means as long as you are alive, things can get better. The trick is to keep breathing.
"Sometimes it feels like there isn't a light at the end of the tunnel and I can't go on."
"Keep breathing." :)
slang term for a cig or anything that you can smoke
John Balls fell down three steps but still had his breathing antler in hand, nice!!!
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when people don't know how to brush they damn teeth
Matthew Lawhorn got that stank breath
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A female who is known for sucking so much dick one could say her breath smells like dick. Not to be mistaken for an everyday slut. For a woman to be considered to have dick breath she must be known through the grape vine for performing oral often.
Man 1: Who's Stephanie with now? Is she single?
Man 2: No man she's always with some guy she's got dick breath for life.
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one whose breath has a scent which would indicate their mouth and a penis have been spending a lot of time together. this need not be applied literally and be used simply to deride someone or make them feel bad about themselves.
1. person 1: i like chloe, shes nice.
person 2: no shes not, shes a dumb bitch.
person 1: nu-uh!
person 2: look penis breath, just because you were so busy giving your dog a rim job that you didnt notice that i'm smarter than you doesn't mean that im not smarter than you. she's a dumb bitch.
2. person 1: you have terrible taste in music.
person 2: no i dont, metallica fucking rocks.
person 1: exactly, penis breath.
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