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A name for a guy who hits women just like chris brown
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Your mom: I want Taco Bell
The janitor: I want some Taco Bell
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bell
Me: Lemme get dat T Breezy
oral sex, derived from "blow job"
I caught breezy from this chick last night
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King Breezy is a light skin guy who is common with all things geeky but can pull it off. He can quote the bro code and can lay hands.He is a real nigga and a treasure to call bae. Commonly mistaken for a modern day romeo or Bae material
Jason: He used the bro code and a spiderman comic to get that girl!?! Mark: dude this guy is a total king breezy
Yung breezy is an interdimensional being, capable of bridging hundreds of dimensions to achieve ultimate power capabilities. He was founded within the first instances of the universe and his history was known only to the most knowledgeable of humans whom'st can only comprehend a bi-dimensional form of the aforementioned being. His physical, 2 dimensional shape, consists of a cyclops penis of overall 5 inches (balls included) and his singular eye to the likes of which resemble a predatorial bobcats eyes, are only complimented by his rather large lips on his mouth and veins increasing the circumference of the shaft. He is the most powerful of the cyclops penises coinciding the mighty bro wheeze
Guy 1: Yo what did you draw on your desk?
Guy 2: Its none other than yung breezy, you baffling buffoon. He is beyond all our comprehension and this is his only representation.
History teacher: Hey what did you draw ther-..... *fucking dies*
Capable of being done with no difficulty.
Person 1: Hey, what chu think 'bout that homework assignment?
Person 2: Pssh... easy breezy... beautiful, covergirl
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Items needed: frying pan, stove, thick comforter/blanket, hot pad, vodka.
1) Light the stove and put the empty frying pan on it to heat it up.
2) While the pan is heating up, have the person who wants to take the breezy russian (the victim) get on their hands and knees with the blanket draped over their back.
3) Once the frying pan is hot (you can drop a few drops of water on to it and see if they boil/evaporate) place the hot pad then the frying pan on the floor in front of the victim.
4) They should then take the blanket and bring it over their head and around the frying pan (don't touch the pan!) so that their entire body is under the blanket with the frying pan. (There should be no openings from under the blanket other than a little slack at the front that someone can reach their arm under)
5) Then someone else needs to reach under the blanket and pour 1-2 shots of vodka into the frying pan.
6) The hot frying pan will cause the vodka to start evaporating but the blanket will keep the vapors trapped so the victim needs to inhale them.
7) Once all of the vapors are gone there will still be a little bit of liquid left in the pan, this should then be poured into a shot and drank by the victim.
I recommend only doing this with straight non-flavored vodka. The sugars in the flavored vodka cause a sticky film to stick to your face.
Man I want to get fucked up fast! Let's go do some breezy russians!