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A Brenda is a woman who is always nagging and getting on your back for no reason. A Brenda will make you do her chores and then kick you out for asking if you can have dinner. The main Brenda of all Brendas lives in Arizona and is known to go above and beyond to ruin thousands of days. Brenda doesn’t like seeing people happy because she is not happy so she terrorizes random people. She is cousins with Karen and they go terrorizing stores near you. Future mentioned a Brenda when he said “she belong to the streets.
-There go Brenda and Karen asking for a manger for the fifth time today.
- Brenda “ My food is too hot may I speak to the owner of the restaurant.”
- Brenda “ You look like you are having a good day, go run these errand and you better not ask for any dinner.”
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Brenda is a type of girl who will make her ex-boyfriend jealous by using your boyfriend do not trust her she can be nice and a great friend but once you get in a fight with her she makes your life a living hell
Her:look isn't that Brenda with your bf?
You:omg are you serious
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She may seem like your friend at first but believe me shell betray you and act like she doesn't know you. She is the fakest person you will meet.
I cant believe brenda acts like i don't exist
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Utterly useless bag of butter shit. Can’t do anything right because she’s the definition of retarded and has a tuna canoe that smells like all the tuna have been sitting in the hot sun dead stewing in ball sweat for three days. Her breath smells no better. Fakes injuries for attention because she is unable to get people to notice her for positive reasons because there is noting good about the heap of used up whoredom that is Brenda.
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A white girl who is a complete bitch to her friends and makes enemies with others.
Girl 1: "I'm sew going to beat up Brenda today for sleepin' with my guy.."
Girl 2: "Fer shure"
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A name for a girl trying desperately hard to be ghetto fabulous, or gangster. Her activities usually include getting white boy wasted with a $10 jug of vodka or jagermeister, if she can pony up the doeski. She's typically a high school drop out and is lucky if she gets her GED. She spends most of her time unemployed or at dead end jobs. Her only long term goals are being able to get dat green everyday and eventually ending up on welfare. She speaks in nothing but ebonics, and finds it extremely challenging to hold a normal conversation without using words like yo, crib, G, or profanities. She's usually a slut, having sex with pretty much anyone who wants her. This is the type of girl you will want to hit and quit, but never bring home to meet mom.
Girl 1 at bar : "That muhfucker was in my crib furred as shit and i told him he better have dat green or he needed to dip!"
Girl 2 at bar : "He just thought he'd roll up without bring the kush? That's some bullshit ass shit girl"
Guy at bar to friend : "Dude, there's only Brendas at this bar. Let's get the hell out of here."
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