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To become overwhelmed by something most improbable.
Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches.
1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.
Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!
When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited
that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches
A safe word when things in the workplace get uncomfortable.
While peeling an orange the juice sprays in your boss.
Boss:(Laughing) You squirted on me! Get it! She squirted in me!
You: Stickle britches.
A non-vulgar way of saying son of a bitch. When used in spoken English, it sounds like you're saying "sons-a-bitches!"
Wife: Honey, I forgot to pay the water bill again.
Husband: Sunday Britches, woman! Now they gonna go and cut off the water..... again!"
What your mom calls you when she's already called you all your siblings names and can't think of yours OR what you call someone when you can't think of their name (in fun)
Todd! Jodie! Donnalee! Rollie! Oh, ginger britches, come do the dishes!