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A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.
Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches
all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them
Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"
...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"
When you see the neighbor kids putting flaming bags of shit on someone's porch so you kindly eat it before any real harm is done.
I love Halloween. Its great to have a nice romantic moonlight brunch with the wife.
Used to relieve tension and/or used as comedy. One of the funniest things you can say as it's the peak of comedy.
rachael (mcadams): And then I told my dog that I'll never speak to him again
Kalani (hilker): Sunday Brunch!
rachael (mcadams):hahahah
The act of eating brunch with a friend or group of friends. To go to a succession of brunch spots, with a brief stay at each.
"I really can't decide between these two places for brunch this weekend"
"Let's just go brunch hopping so we can try both"
"That's crazy! But let's do it!!"
1. The act of rimming an unwashed, sweaty ass.
2. A brunch consisting of typical Danish foods.
"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."
When a male is surrounded by women.
"Charlie's lucky he's in nursing. It's a fucking dunch brunch in those classes."
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Brunch that starts a few hours after lunch instead of a few hours after breakfast. 3 or 4ish instead of 10 or 11ish. Usually for 20-somethings pretentious enough to have a brunch but who can't drag themselves out of bed before noon on a Sunday.
GF: Let's invite some of my friends over for brunch next week!
BF: I'm not getting up before 2.
GF: Fine, we'll do a reverse brunch. Lazy bastard.
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