polishing the buddha

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

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Buddha Head

slang for a person of Japanese descent.

That buddha head sure knows how to make some mean sushi.

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Aqua Buddha

A water bong.

Rand Paul: silly chrisitan, stop bogarting my aqua buddha and pass that thing over

Silly christian: ok

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fondle Buddha

to bluff during a game of poker

"I don't know if I should call or fold; I'm pretty sure that guy is fondling Buddha."

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Buddha Flip

A Buddha Flip is where you preform a static Gainer 180.

Shaggy: Bunny just static kashed something his own height!

Dave does a Buddha Flip

Bunny: Damn that's impressive, who cares about my kash...

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Buddha Bombed

Killing someone with kindness in the Intent of Spite, Revenge, or Resolution.

( Now a good way to approach this , is to bite your tongue at the right moment of an argument.... Just suddenly haulting the problem with the right words to make he or she realize how much theyre at fault.

Now If they apologize and it sounds sincere.... then they just got buddha bombed.
So weather you want to keep this method a secret is up to you, but if you decide to shove it in there face then I guarantee it probably wont work so well the next time.)

Victum: So what if I slept your girlfriend...
The Buddha Bomber: ok..... I understand (With face down and sad).
Victum......... dude im sorry.
The Buddha Bomber: (Thoughts or words) Thats right you @$%^ing Tool!

( Buddha Bombed )

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Buddha Whistle

another name for a bowl, or pipe used to smoke marijuana. The whistle is a passage to enlightenment or just gets you blazed as a motherfucker.

"How high are you?"
"Sky high"
"Must be that damn buddha whistle"
"(giggle giggle)"

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