An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.
"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."
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A cheese burger that has been burnt beyond recognition and rendered completely inedible.
I stopped up at the Oasis for a bite to eat and they served me a frickin' Randall Burger!
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An arse so attractive you want to slip your meat between it
He enjoyed seeing her from behind. She had the perfect burger buns.
A micro-wave white castle burger. Named for the smell when you open the seal.
John: Dude are you eating diaper burgers again?
Tim: shut up dude, they taste fuckin good!
A shitty joke by penguinz0 that he has shared in multiple episodes of The Official Podcast that after telling, will always lead to silence.
Penguinz0: I was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun,
Everyone in the podcast: .......
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Tits that resemble 2 chicken patties
Floppy and flat and hardly any side profile
Looks at the state of my chicken burgers in this top
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When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.
βSteve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!β