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After shaving last night I gave my bitch a mustache like Burt Reyonalds
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Taking an ice cream scooper and ramming up ones ass. This resembles something like a Baskin Robbins scooper that is shoved up someone's ass. The recipient of this act was subject to pain or pleasure depending on if they are a masochist or not.
Person 1: Hye, why do you have a ice cream scooper
Person 2: Oh, yeah it's time to do the Burt Baskin Scoop tonight.
Person 1: Oh Hell No, this ain't a Baskin Robbins.
You're probably a nine year old who fakes depression, wants attention, and thinks you're the main character like.. shut the hell up
"My depression is worse then yours I listen to sad music, cry everyday, and have a depressed Burt Simpson pfp!"
"Thats not what depression is you're probably just sad-"
"SHUT UP! I AM DEPRESSED YOU'RE PROBABLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER!"
A male homosexual couple. The Sesame street characters have long been viewed as homosexual mascots of sorts within the gay community. Burt and Ernie is an affable term for a likable and well matched gay couple
"Bob and Joe get along so well, they finish each other's sentences. What a true Burt and Ernie couple"
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after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.
He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.
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The act of laying on ones side with the bottom arm and hand propping up the head with one leg extended and one leg bent, thus exposing the genital region. Generally performed by a male who is trying to illicit sexual interest from another male. It is generally performed wearing only a pair of briefs. It is reminiscent of a early 70's Burt Reynolds Playgirl pose. It is a completely gay move.
Next thing I know Scotchycockandballs is giving me a Burt Reynolds '74 and I think he wants to spoon.
What did you do?
I puked and left the room.
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when one awakes after a night of drinking and finds a little poopy in their mustache
joe fell asleep at the party, and awoke to the remnance of shit in his mustache, the dirty burt reynolds
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