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Homosexual male.
I can't take credit for this one I read it in an English comic book Raz or something but I thought I should share.
Bill:See that guy?
Ted:Yeah?
Bill:Well I know he's a crafty butcher.
Ted:How's that go?
Bill:He likes his meat around the back.
Ted:Oh, He's lish?
Bill:C'mon, you didn't know?
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Cockney rhyming slang for look.
Lemme av' a butchers hook at that then John
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Having sex with a female and leaving shortly after to attend other activities.
Origin: The phrase 'Butcher and Bolt' originated in the late 19th century as a military term to describe punitive expeditions in which a military element invaded a foreign land to exact revenge (or otherwise punish) before a timely withdrawal.
Male 1: Where have you been, we're on the second keg!
Male 2: I was over at Allie's.
Male 1: Nice - butcher and bolt?
Male 2: Heyyooo.
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When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.
Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.
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To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.
Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)
It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)
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A gay man who likes anal sex with another
He is a sneeky butcher, he likes his meat delivered in the back
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The action of a person displaying their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape.
Shazza round got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend