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BUTT FUCK EGYPT The one and only definition according to my 102 year old grandfather who coined the phrase back in the Great War when he was stationed in in the middle of the desert in Egypt and was craving human sexual relief.
Flippity floo I aint had no people "tang" since I dun got put here in the middle of Butt Fuck Egypt.
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Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.
An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
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The act of taking it in the ass to the point you literally explode.
John: So me and my girl broke up.
Paul: I blew mine up. Took ours to scrub that fat bitch off my walls.
John: Extreme butt fuck is a real pain in the ass.
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East of the Mississippi River, North of the Ohio River, West of Indiana, and South of Interstate 64. A.k.a, Where I live. A.k.a, Southern Illinois*.
*Southern Illinois is often referred to as 'Little Egypt,' so this makes more sense :P
Random person: Where are you from?
Me: BFE.
Random person: Wtf?
Me: Butt Fuck Egypt.
Random person: ...Wtf?
Me: Southern Illinois.
Random person: Ohh..you poor creature..
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Used in the same context as Butt Fuck Egypt, but when REALLY REALLY FAR. Much further away than places you'd usually refer to as Butt Fuck Egypt.
Person A: Man, you going from Miami to Ft. Lauderdale? That's butt fuck egypt!
Person B: And then I have to go to Orlando...
Person A: Now that's Butt Fuck Uranus!
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You might find a Pugnant Bitch smelling this way. This smell might set off your Gaydar for it smells like a group of gay men just plowed each others sphincters. This must of the butt fuck stays for weeks and weeks, seeping slowly into every crack and crevice the must can find, you might be puzzled as to why this smell stays around. Maybe your maid (A Pugnant Bitch) had her late afternoon butt plow in your living room, grabbed her subway sandwich and stuffed it in her fat roll and kept working. could this be where this musty butt fuck smell came from? You will never know.
God it smells like musty butt fuck in here. (A crowded elevator in San Diego). Wonder why?
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