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Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 24, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pulling Cable

The act of defication from a cat, dog or a person when viewed from behind. Also has same appearance as pushing play dough through an extruder.

Abbey was outside all hunched up pulling cable.

by MartynHead March 21, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hipster Cable

The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.

Larry: I just gave Dave my Netflix password and in exchange he gave me his Amazon prime password.
Tim: That's a serious hipster cable network your building.

by Astroure June 10, 2013

4045๐Ÿ‘ 3776๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cable Core

Cable Core
cxc
It compromises of being yourself, but also seeing conformity
and not trying to blatantly be different. Usually consists of
a shy person who is different in many ways, typically in how
they act and dress. They do not belong specifically to one
group or click, but take virtues from some of them and on
occasion may be put into one of these more known groups.
One usually has very diverse moods and can be extremely happy,
though many may not know because when one is shy they tend
not to express themselves that much; depressed, setting
themselves even further from the norm and occasionally being
very violent. Also, one must also have a feeling of hopeless love
that no one will ever love them while they try hard to express
feelings, they have no way because of their shy nature. While
lovestruck or depressed, which usually tie hand in hand one will
usually write poems and collect them together. Occasionally
showing them, but always very shy about it and concerned that
they will never be good enough. Overall, one has a very low self
esteem and always thinks themself not good enough for anything
and this is typically heightened by the lack of phone calls,
text messages, or people talking to them. Cable core is derived
from ones self and usually is very unique but is not trying
hard to be unique or different, it just happens that way because
that is how one is.

That guy is not emo, he's cable core.

by Imperiusentropy October 31, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


transatlantic cable

Humorous reference to shitting in the lavatory on an airplane which is en-route across the Atlantic ocean.

About two hours after leaving JFK airport, Frank got out of his seat and shitted in the lav. He said he was going to lay some transatlantic cable.

by Frank Klaune April 15, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Umbilical Cable

An umbilical cord is how a fetus survives in the womb; its the pipe which gives everything a fetus needs to survive.

An umbilical cable is a bunch of cables held together or one big cable that resembles an umbilical cord. An umbilical cable transports vital data and/or electricity between things.

I opened my computer and I saw a bunch of umbilical cables!

by da tech guy August 19, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cable lineman

According to the far superior power lineman, they are called 16 foot daredevils. They think they are hot shots but in all reality, their only job is to make sure people can watch pornhub.

That cable lineman is scared of heights, but at least I can watch porn.

by Lineman86 April 8, 2021

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