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Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016


Calculus

Literally butt rape and anal torture. Don’t take it.

Person 1: Yo I heard Mr. Li gave Jar a lesson in Calculus.
Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact

by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021


Calculus

Literally Butt Rape. Don’t advise taking it.

Person 1: Yo I heard Steven gave Raj a lesson of of Calculus yesterday.

Person 2: Oh no! That’s horrible. I hope his ass is still intact

by CumJarNaughtyboy April 25, 2021


Calculus

the branch of mathematics that deals with the finding and properties of derivatives and integrals of functions

Calculus is a funny fun math thing to learn

by JeffThePCGamer November 16, 2018


calculus

The retarded brother of mathematical analysis. Often hailed as difficult by dumb people who don't know what mathematics is.

Passing calculus is easy for any reasonably intelligent toddler.

by category August 3, 2018