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Chanel advent calendar

For $825 it's as bad is coal. Not something you want on your Christmas wishlist unless you are looking for a pack of stickers or a wax seal on a string!

Did you see the chanel advent calendar series on tiktok?

by zomclo December 15, 2021


college calendar

A calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months.

Guy: whoa, do you see her dude?
Girl: she would look so good in my college calendar

by diploblastic March 04, 2016


calendar girl

a girl or person who takes pictures for every month and uses it in a calendar.

I would be your calendar girl.

by January 01, 2025


Toothless Calendar

Toothless Calendar- a toothless calendar is a calendar that tracks something of zero value over a long period of time, usually marking each week and the weekly marking is usually written “xxx Week’s” with incorrect use of the apostrophe.

For example, my wife has been tracking how many weeks my neighbor has yet to pick up the aluminum tin blowing around their yard. Her calendar is marked every week as “ 12 Week’s Tin in yard”

The Toothless Calendar started not as the meaning is “without teeth” but rather as the first calendar tracked cars that were parked from a guy named “Toothless Tom”

My Toothless Calendar has the neighbors at 12 weeks and the aluminum tin is still not picked up yet.

by Doing it all the time March 19, 2024


bobistic calendar

In the bobistic calendar, you don't have any past or future. Yesterday? What's that? Tomorrow? What's that? What I ate this morning? What's a morning? You just have the present. And the present is in the year 202030. When was Jesus born? Jesus is born at 202030. When are the next elections? In 202030. What was the previous year? It was 202030. Next Year? Thats also 202030. Yesterday, tomorrow, next week? None of them exists. Only 202030.

The bobistic calendar tells me that we are in 202030.

by fermentedcola December 26, 2024


Calendar stress

The stress associated with too many scheduled events. The stress is experienced by the owner of the calendar, and indirectly by the family, significant other and friends. The person tends to become anxious prior to the events, complaining and worrying constantly, wondering if they will be prepared for the event, or even enjoy the event, when the day finally arrives.

I just looked at my calendar for the summer and I have calendar stress because I will only be home for 2 weekends.

by Already Stressed September 29, 2011


Calendar Mood

In the mood to be productive, whilst sitting in a chair doing nothing

I'm really in a calendar mood right now!

by Schnorppe October 01, 2023