Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!
calum
this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch
“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”
“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”
A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.
Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!
A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)
Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum
A guy you wish you could never meet or come across. he is a prick that uses girls for his own self gain.
Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!
“Fuck em and leave em”
“oh that’s such a Calum thing to say”
actually submissive and breedable
devot und züchterisch
Person 1: damn look at calum
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy
Person 1: what the fuck
MY BEAUTIFUL MAN (commonly ginger tall and smells so nice)