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Camera Starer

An influencer that stares at the camera. Like, seriously... That's all they do.

Jacob Sartorius got famous from being a Camera Starer!

Paris Hilton was the OG Camera Starer.

M: "Kristen Hancher uploaded a TikTok today and it was so cool!"

Y: "Oh what did she do?"
M: "She stared at the camera!"
Y: "So she's just a Camera Starer?"
M: "Ya... BUT IT WAS AMAZING!"

by poopispoopispoopispoop May 7, 2019


Camera bukkake

The act of multiple male photographers surrounding and photographing a single subject.

Did you see the epic camera bukkake just as the condor took flight?

by haelio September 7, 2013


Asparagus Camera

A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.

Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.

It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.

There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.

Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.

A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.

by RustyChain444 August 13, 2022


Camera Aftermath

(N)- the event about 2-5 days after a huge party, when you notice you have new pictures on your camera or camera-phone and call over your best friends from the party to go over and realize what actually happened at the party. This review of photos can tell phenomanlly hilarious stories of what you or your friends have actually done at the party.

1: 'Power-Hour at three? I can tell that the camera aftermath of this house party will be a great time.'

2: After looking at their camera's pictures from Jill's Memorial Day party, there were tears, there were laughs, and they realized Jill had been 'dirty russian-ed' in front of everyone.

by DlemonC May 31, 2010


camera control

The practice of safe-guarding oneself from the public humiliation that comes from the release of compromising photos. Normally used like "damage control."

Steve: "Do you remember what Jane did to Clint at that party last week? I totally got that on video, but I left my phone on the couch. When I got it back, the video was gone."

Mark: "Yeah, I don't know how she does it, but she's got great camera control. Nothing gets up with her in it."

by ShurikenJoe October 18, 2011


Camera Catfish

Someone who looks better on camera than they do in real life.

That girl looks nothing like she does on camera, she's a camera catfish!

by BibsMafer January 21, 2022


Man Camera

When a man becomes a camera via costume or photo editing

Person 1: Hey did you see this post on reddit about the Man Camera

Person 2: Oh yea if you like that you should check out r/PraiseTheManCamera

by Nofriendsfourlife June 12, 2019