canine mine

A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.

Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.

That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

benign canine

A friendly dog.

He's a benign canine--you can pet him safely.

Canine poetry

Poems or writing that use dogs, other canines, biting and barking as a metaphor.

"I relate to a lot of canine poetry"

"I love you like a dog."

"I will bark about the ache until it goes away, you will not know peace until my skin if off."

"W is for wolf, no one likes him at all."